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  CentOS Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

centos.nikiroo.be

This machine is dedicated to web services (and gopher).

Web services

Other services

voip.nikiroo.be

A Voice-over-IP system.

Web services

fanfix.nikiroo.be

Fanfix related machine (see http://git.nikiroo.be/?p=fanfix.git).

Web services

Other services

vm.nikiroo.be

This machine will be removed.

Jargon Coiner (#3)

An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon
that we've just made up.

* LILOSPLAININ': Arduous process of explaining why there's now a LILO boot
prompt on the office computer.

Example: "John had some lilosplainin' to do after his boss turned on the
computer and the Windows splash screen didn't appear."

* UPTIME DOWNER: Depression that strikes a Linux sysadmin after his uptime
is ruined. Can be caused by an extended power outtage, a pet chewing
through the power cord, a lightning bolt striking the power line, or an
urgent need to reboot into Windows to read a stupid Word document.

* OSTR (Off-Switch Total Recall): The sudden recollection of something
terribly important you need to do online that occurs exactly 0.157
seconds after you've shut down your computer.